Im “Queen for a day”
“Hooray”!
I look down at my wrist in dismay
It’s time to start the day

My watch is gone
Time to go and right a wrong
Im going to go bang my Gong
Bam Bam Bam
I knew it all along

“Delayed Gratification”
But he’s going on vacation
To meet me by the sea
Seasaws and swings
He bought me some bling

Not just from an auction
But a whole concoction
A thick golden band
To go with my headstand

He liked my physique
When it was at its peak
He thought he could buy me
I declined and said *try me*